SPRING.......AT LAST!

Leprechaun Trap

1. Leprechaun sees ladder with sign NOT TO CLIMB LADDER. Being mischievous, the Leprechaun will climb the ladder.
2. Once at the top, he sees a pile of coins.
3. Leprechaun goes to pick up the coins, but the trap door the coins sit on hinges down and the Leprechaun falls into the trap.
4. Bells hooked to the inside of the trap ring as he (vainly) tries to escape.

--- FOOL PROOF ---

YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID (continued)

      Of the 40 million to 50 million Americans just clamoring for health coverage that the Democrats have been telling us about since the 1940s have turned into just about 400,000 people who have bothered to sign up so far.  

These are people who refuse to get covered now, refused to get covered before Obamacare, and will continue not to get covered forever.

 You can't fix stupid.

http://www.cnbc.com/id/101492996

YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID

Man breaks record for smashing most walnuts with his he

... We need another reality show here. Bring on the Yeti and Sasquatch.

Unicorn Hunting Season in Michigan

A university in the state offers a license to hunt unicorns.

Although the Unicorn Hunters of Lake Superior State University haven't officially existed since 1987, official unicorn hunting licenses can still be obtained from the website. Created partially as a PR stunt in 1971, the Unicorn Hunters engaged in whimsical activities such as burning a snowman on the first day of Spring and holding an annual International Stone Skipping Tournament.

If you're interested - here are the official regulations:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BIRTHDAY BOYS

CORBIN

UNCLE SYL

Oh, My Aching....

This is what a perfectly lovely spine looks like...until you get down to the verrrrrry bottom.  You can barely see it in this x-ray, but the MRI showed it loud and clear - a mildly degenerative disk is what has been causing me the pain of the last few months (some of you might remember me asking if anyone had any prescription painkillers on Christmas Eve).   Will be doing 4 weeks of PT, 3x a week, which I am actually looking forward to, as I love stretching and welcome the chance to do stretches with a professional to open up my lower back a bit.  Doc said massages and hanging upside-down could offer short-term relief and are "allowed."  

Not allowed?  Back cracking.  No more chiropractor.

Thank GOD he didn't tell me no more alcohol!

More as it happens.

Happy Belated Paczki Day!

Just under the wire. I guess since the old man forgot, it's up to the first born to take up the torch :-)

Happy Fat Tuesday!

And Though She Be Little....

....she be Fierce...and Four!!!!!    Happy Birthday to our little bundle of fun, Addison JoAnna!!!

HAPPY 4th BIRTHDAY, ADDISON