I think we should get rid of this month. No one likes it. Lets just divvie up its 28 days among the 11 other months and then the nursery rhyme would be...
34 days hath August and June...
The 9 others have 33...
There is no February to cause us gloom
I've struck it out, so sez me.
As far as Leap years go, they no longer exist...
We just take that extra day and divide it among the
other (365 x 4) 1,460 days giving 1 and 1/73 minute to
more to each day and just make our clocks
stutter when they get to midnight.
So Katie, your birthday is now on March 12th...
Adam, March 13th...
Monday, January 31, 2011
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Well, now I know my darling husband has finally gone around the bend!!! Cabin Fever has gotten to him!!!! Poor Tom----just hang in there my darling buckaroo!!!!
ReplyDeletePoor Daddo. Well I would be fine signing the "Get Rid of The Evil Month" petition if everyone could sign my "Rename the 'Cancer' astrological sign so I wasn't born under the sign of a DEADLY DISEASE!" petition. (I know, it's a tad long...I am working on that).
ReplyDeleteOur guest room in Florida is always open to any and all Sheens needing to escape the chill of winter!
Ahh, Daddo, that is quite the idea. It's too bad that Winter itself still would be here just as long, and Spring would still bee just as many weeks away. As for your offer, Kirs, it is quite tempting, but then again, who'd watch my wife and kids? :) HAPPY FERUARY ALL!!!
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