A guy is driving in Manhattan. It is in the middle of the day and he is late for a meeting.... desparately looking for a parking space. He starts to pray, "God, please help me to find a parking space. If you can help me find a parking space, I'll... I'll ... GO TO CHURCH EVERY SUNDAY...I'll visit my kids more often.... Oh, please God... I'll take my mother to dinner once a week..."Just then, a car pulls out from the curb and a parking spot opens up right in front of the place where the guy has the meeting. The guy says, "Never mind, God. I found one."
Two peanuts were walking. One was assaulted/a salted peanut.
ReplyDeleteMy dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Awful!
When you get a good one...let me know....and bring your f--in' cat!